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THE IRONICAL REGRET

THE WEEKLY JOKER
By matt son sang

I’m worried about my status!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I met her in campus

Winning her heart never took me hours

She promised that her love was true with a purpose

Every Valentine’s Day I could not hesitate to buy for her flowers

She was beautiful and I promised her marriage after some few years

I termed other ladies as liars,

unfaithful and even players

I knew our love was true Gods given and without bias

Yesterday I took her to a doctor after morning prayers

He was ready and checked her status

After some few minutes the doctor logged out from his computers

He gasped and called my name. MATT,
HER RELATIONSHIP STATUS
INDICATE IT IS A TRUE LOVE BETWEEN YOU AND HER

The doctor was doctor love. In other words the doctor of lovers

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