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Make a lady “cry” in less than ten minutes

Matt son sang Have you been wondering on how to move that chick to the world of fantasy? These guidelines are your rescue in that time of need. According to research conducted in Uganda by a scientist, a lady can be emotionally moved by certain movements in a few minutes. 1. Invite her to your room or whatever place with minimum disturbance. 2.Look for an excuse to sit beside her. For example you can hold a book with photos which are interesting or even you can share something interesting on your phone or your ipad. Watch out you might end up losing the whole game because she might think you have pride.  3. Sit next to her and enjoy what you have chosen. It must be interesting and captivating. At this moment make sure her butt is in contact with yours this can kill her to the roots. If you are a normal man it is obvious that your banana has ripened at this early stage that is the exact place she is in. 4. Start flirting with her but with moderation, doing it excessively might make ...

SUMU LA PENZI

Matt son sang Nilienzi mapenzi nikindhani nimemaliza, Nikasahau ujinga huepukwa Kwa kuuliza, Ngoja ngoja huumiza matubo nilidhani mwangaza, Bila kujua mwishowe ningejutia kutowaza.  Kwei, mapenzi kuenzi ni machozi mtetezi. Mapenzi muhimu, jukumu lako kujitolea, Mapenzi ni sumu utumiapo visivyo, hujuta kujikojolea, Mapenzi ya dhati yape ulinzi, isije ikakupotelea, Mapenzi kuyapoteza, jeraha moyoni utaulea. Kweli, mapenzi kuenzi ni machozi mtetezi. Mapenzi sikizeni, yaongoza duniani, Tumia kwa umakini, yasikutie mashakani, Ndwele sikizeni, unazambaa ardhini, Uamuzi mikononi, akili kichwani, Kweli, mapenzi kuenzi ni machozi mtetezi. Mapenzi ni maua, maulana katupea, Ilhali yaua, unapozembea, Mapenzi matamu, iwapo utajitolea, Ilhali machungu, inapolegea. Kwei, mapenzi kuenzi ni machozi mtetezi

Why campus ladies leave alone the pants!

Research reveals that ladies in campus no longer dress officially and even often walk confidently to their lecture rooms. A source revealed that ladies in campus dress scantily because: 1. They intend to seduce innocent men. Omg innocent men are under risk of being invaded to by the "attackers". 2. Most of them walk half naked like a chicken that luckily escaped from a pot of hot water in the name of .com. Fashion is their topic of interest. 3. Their background also contributes to the habit. Majority of these ladies come from families which culture is a nightmare. They dress in any code they feel like. Lack of sense of what is good and what is bad. 4. Competition for men. Ladies in campus compete for men. A friend dressing "nicely" is an great risk of losing your man. Some give a warning to their friends that they should never be spotted with their men. Survival for the fittest.

Professor Jacob Kaimenyi’s statement shocks varsity students

By matt son sang. Professor Jacob Kaimenyi warned vice chancellors and chairpersons of university council of the industry shying away from universities that are known for strikes in a meeting held at Kenya institute of curriculum development Nairobi. Information provided by Jeremiah Kiplagat. “Employees tend to shy away from graduates from universities that are known for strikes” said Professor Kaimenyi. He urged the concerned bodies to do what they can to minimize unrest in universities.  According to a study by Dr.Hukka Wario the Garissa university college council chairman on why students often go on rampage, students in most universities riot due to power blackouts, poor quality of food or reduced varieties in some colleges, favoritism in teaching and awarding marks by lecturers, and the shortened semesters to accommodate 3 semesters in one academic year. “semesters shortened from 16 weeks to 14 weeks to accommodate 3 semesters in one academic year necessitate...

Surprising statistics about campus weekend

Students in Moi University engage in various surprising activities during the weekend to relieve them from the week’s lectures.   After attending lectures throughout the week, students in campus involve themselves in various activities outside learning. About 20% visit the library to do some group work and take away assignments as the rest of the students take other forms of relaxing. Most students engage in drinking in the bars, a situation which has been found to contribute to the failure of students failing to complete their degrees. According to Ben, drinking excessively is one of the most disadvantageous forms of relaxing your mind. Ben failed to graduate after four years because of missing marks in some of the courses. “I’m regretting having made a wrong decision which has made me not to graduate” he said. Some students in the campus give other reasons why it is vital to choose wisely on how to spend your weekend. One of the students also was stabbed w...

Campus cry part two

He smoothly opened the door, ooh! It was tony his friend who come to borrow some handouts from him. Chris was embarrassed, he was impatient and restless. Tony left after some few minutes. Fortunately there was another knock. It was Martha. Chris hugged her and they remained necks locked for some time to quench their “thirst”. He welcomed Martha and gave her a chair to sit on as they enjoyed their supper. Both complained of lacking appetite as the gazed at each other with dilated eyes with their faces covered by a dizzy mood.  Could there be something they were graving for? The volume of music went higher in them room, symbolizing the beginning of enjoyment. They ate and drank their favorites and danced as the loud music played. It was late at 12pm they had to go to bed. Lights off but the music were playing. Chris undressed as Martha also did. It was time to “sleep”. Movements could be heard in the room from outside, said by the neighbors; Chris never forgot...

THE BIG SHAME OF TRIBALISM.

By matt son sang If you hate people from other tribes there are some things you must be ashamed of: You hate a Luo or a luhya? You must be sick, where will you get the best professors in the country who can boost your country educationally. You hate a kikuyu? Shame on you, where will you get the great investors who will boost our countries economy. You hate a kalenjin? Shame on you, where did Kenya gain fame, respect and superiority in the world if not through the kalenjin winning the marathon championships. You hate a Maasai and turkana? Think beyond your nose, tourists’ visit our country mostly because they have interest in our culture the Maasai have it. You earn us foreign exchange.   Please add yours we kill tribalism. 

THE CAMPUS CRY

BY Matt son sang After every four years a campus student drops tears for misplaced priorities. To chris the word campus sounds like a place to sit down, eat, drink, rave, hanging out with friends and wait to be loved or find someone to love. A tradition which has made most students to feel withdrawn when they find that no one is interested with them forgetting that nature may be leading them to the right direction and resistance may be a limitation. “I feel bad n even regret why I was born” Chris said. Chris was admitted to campus seven years ago, even a law or engineering student could hardly spend more than five. He was among the top students whom the press found qualified to appear on the screens as a motivation to the rest of the country. He said it is in campus that most students make sure they compensate their sleep which might have been interrupted by “very important” businesses like drinking in the club until the birds remind you that you time is up you h...