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Make a lady “cry” in less than ten minutes

Matt son sang

Have you been wondering on how to move that chick to the world of fantasy? These guidelines are your rescue in that time of need. According to research conducted in Uganda by a scientist, a lady can be emotionally moved by certain movements in a few minutes.

1. Invite her to your room or whatever place with minimum disturbance.

2.Look for an excuse to sit beside her. For example you can hold a book with photos which are interesting or even you can share something interesting on your phone or your ipad. Watch out you might end up losing the whole game because she might think you have pride. 

3. Sit next to her and enjoy what you have chosen. It must be interesting and captivating. At this moment make sure her butt is in contact with yours this can kill her to the roots. If you are a normal man it is obvious that your banana has ripened at this early stage that is the exact place she is in.

4. Start flirting with her but with moderation, doing it excessively might make her move away from you and you end up starting from the scratch. Don’t make her laugh because the impulses which have already been sent to the hypothalamus will be interrupted and you end up achieving nothing but a crying matchstick.

5. Play with her fingers, tell her you admire them. Compare them with yours. Don’t show her your dirty nails you will lose the game and end up sweating without achievements. Rub her palm with yours and tell her how soft it is. Of course you don’t have to tell her how rough yours is, she already feels. That’s normal to men. Pretenders are worst than murderers but I’m sorry here you have to. Pretend you want to pick something you have already set beside her, move your chest across and rub her boobs. Please stop salivating you will try it later this are just but steps. Rub her boobs back with your shoulders as you move back to your position.

6. Make sure your butts are intact. Compliment her lips and even the eyebrows. Remember you are a pretender tell her you want to remove something on her lips she won’t resist. The hypothalamus is already insisting that you are delaying from your job and further delays mean that you might be sacked. Delay moving your finger along the lips and DON’T FORGET to make some compliments.

7. You are already there. Her eyes are turning watery. Don’t be silly and overturn her because of your petrol station threatening blow, easy. Ask her if you can have time to be together. Let her know it will be private, she will prepare psychologically but the impulses in the hypothalamus will remain constant unless you send variable bullets with your AK47 rifle.

8. Don’t delay the mission, her territories are out of guards visit there with your commando and come out when you are tired, sweating, you have won with your rifle out of bullets purchase some other bullets and continue until the US superpower compliments your wok.    

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