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THE IRONICAL REGRET

THE WEEKLY JOKER By matt son sang I’m worried about my status!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I met her in campus Winning her heart never took me hours She promised that her love was true with a purpose Every Valentine’s Day I could not hesitate to buy for her flowers She was beautiful and I promised her marriage after some few years I termed other ladies as liars, unfaithful and even players I knew our love was true Gods given and without bias Yesterday I took her to a doctor after morning prayers He was ready and checked her status After some few minutes the doctor logged out from his computers He gasped and called my name. MATT, HER RELATIONSHIP STATUS INDICATE IT IS A TRUE LOVE BETWEEN YOU AND HER The doctor was doctor love. In other words the doctor of lovers Hahahahahahahahaahahaha for more entertainment click here jokestageblog.blogspot.com  
THE WEEKLY JOKER THE UNKNOWN DILEMMA By matt son sang Pray for me please For me to be in peace I’m not at ease I don’t know when this will cease For me to be in peace I wish you knew this Day and night you gonna freeze Don’t wonder why ulcers increase It is because problems never decrease But I don’t blame myself, I blame Adam and Eve I never meant to heart break you with this But I must say what I feel All I need is your pleas IMAGINE I LOST MY KEYS!!!! ALWAYS READ BY YOUR MIND NOT YOUR HEART. Jokestageblog.blogspot.com

A kalenjin man offers Fifty cows, 70 sheep and 30 goats to win malia obama for marriage.

A Kenyan lawyer makes an offer to marry Malia Obama, 16 Felix Kiprono says he's been interested in the President's daughter since 2008 (CNN)— Felix Kiprono, a lawyer in Nairobi, Kenya, has his eye on someone special: President Obama's daughter Malia. His offer to win her hand? Fifty cows, 70 sheep and 30 goats. "People might say I am after the family's money, which is not the case. My love is real," he told the Nairobian newspaper. Moreover, he adds, he's been faithful to his beloved since he first became aware of her. "I got interested in her in 2008," he said. "As a matter of fact, I haven't dated anyone since and promise to be faithful to her. I have shared this with my family and they are willing to help me raise the bride price." He's currently working on a letter to announce his intentions and plans to give it to the local U.S. Embassy. According to prices on Africa Farming , Kiprono's offer could be worth in excess o...

Acronimic facts about facebook

THE WEEKLY JOKER By matt son sang F- Feelings can be the worst enemy to social media users.  Taking information so personal poses a great challenge to some users. Moderation of interrogation is necessary. A-addiction is no longer an issue in cigarette and alcohol, facebook can be rated to be in the same league. C-communication rates have been boosted but influenced by diversity. E-exposes peoples strengths and weaknesses at an alarming rate. Don’t boast and post on facebook, but before you post think of the cost your post will incur you. B-builds friendship among users through interaction but watch out bloodshed is always witnessed through hatred mushrooming on facebook. O-objectivity is a nightmare to most of its users apart from a few media and information professionals. O-obsession is a risk to all users. Obsession by facebook is an injection of laziness. K-knowledge gain is a factor, but don’t forget choice is another factor to consider or rather you might ...
High School Student Has Amazing Response After School Deems Her Dress 'Sexually Distracting' (Photo) Tweet this article Share this article By Emily Smith , Thu, May 14, 2015 After receiving detention and suspension from school for breaking the dress code, Canadian teen Lauren Wiggins decided to take a stand against a standard she says promotes the wrong message. The 17-year-old was told on Monday that her full-length halter dress was “inappropriate” and a “sexual distraction” to fellow students. “Enough is enough. I’m tired of the unjust standards that we as women are held up to,” Wiggins wrote on Facebook. “I’m tired of the discrimination against our bodies, and I’m absolutely fed up with comments that make us feel like we can’t be comfortable without being provocative.” Wiggins received detention for her clothing. After writing a complaint letter to vice principal Shane Sturgeon, she was also suspended from schoo...