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A kalenjin man offers Fifty cows, 70 sheep and 30 goats to win malia obama for marriage.

A Kenyan lawyer makes an offer to marry Malia Obama, 16 Felix Kiprono says he's been interested in the President's daughter since 2008 (CNN)— Felix Kiprono, a lawyer in Nairobi, Kenya, has his eye on someone special: President Obama's daughter Malia. His offer to win her hand? Fifty cows, 70 sheep and 30 goats. "People might say I am after the family's money, which is not the case. My love is real," he told the Nairobian newspaper. Moreover, he adds, he's been faithful to his beloved since he first became aware of her. "I got interested in her in 2008," he said. "As a matter of fact, I haven't dated anyone since and promise to be faithful to her. I have shared this with my family and they are willing to help me raise the bride price." He's currently working on a letter to announce his intentions and plans to give it to the local U.S. Embassy. According to prices on Africa Farming , Kiprono's offer could be worth in excess o...

Acronimic facts about facebook

THE WEEKLY JOKER By matt son sang F- Feelings can be the worst enemy to social media users.  Taking information so personal poses a great challenge to some users. Moderation of interrogation is necessary. A-addiction is no longer an issue in cigarette and alcohol, facebook can be rated to be in the same league. C-communication rates have been boosted but influenced by diversity. E-exposes peoples strengths and weaknesses at an alarming rate. Don’t boast and post on facebook, but before you post think of the cost your post will incur you. B-builds friendship among users through interaction but watch out bloodshed is always witnessed through hatred mushrooming on facebook. O-objectivity is a nightmare to most of its users apart from a few media and information professionals. O-obsession is a risk to all users. Obsession by facebook is an injection of laziness. K-knowledge gain is a factor, but don’t forget choice is another factor to consider or rather you might ...
High School Student Has Amazing Response After School Deems Her Dress 'Sexually Distracting' (Photo) Tweet this article Share this article By Emily Smith , Thu, May 14, 2015 After receiving detention and suspension from school for breaking the dress code, Canadian teen Lauren Wiggins decided to take a stand against a standard she says promotes the wrong message. The 17-year-old was told on Monday that her full-length halter dress was “inappropriate” and a “sexual distraction” to fellow students. “Enough is enough. I’m tired of the unjust standards that we as women are held up to,” Wiggins wrote on Facebook. “I’m tired of the discrimination against our bodies, and I’m absolutely fed up with comments that make us feel like we can’t be comfortable without being provocative.” Wiggins received detention for her clothing. After writing a complaint letter to vice principal Shane Sturgeon, she was also suspended from schoo...

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Floyd Mayweather versus Manny Pacquiao was the most- anticipated fight of this generation and while most mega fights usually end up with a rematch it doesn’t look like we’ll be getting a MayPac2. Though Floyd initially said he’d give Pacquiao another go after his unanimous May 2 victory, he has since back tracked and his boy 50 Cent doesn’t think another fight makes much sense either. Embedded from www.youtube.com . more: 50 Cent Explains Justin Bieber’s Floyd Mayweather Bond Before Huge Manny Pacquiao Fight “I don’t think that there’s a rematch in order,” 50 told MTV News on Tuesday, when we went to interview him and the cast of “Power” for the television series’ upcoming second season which begins on June 6. After Mayweather’s victory, Pacquiao complained of an injured shoulder — a complaint that offended Floyd. “If you lost, accept the loss and say, ’Mayweather, you were the better fighter...

Who is a real comrade leader?

By matt son sang Being a leader demands that you become a dealer in various productive ways, unless you want to be primary school prefect whose primary duty is to submit assignments written in 32 page exercise books to the teacher. It rather demands you put aside your sheepish behavior and trigger a sense of charitable, fruitful relationship with your subjects, it does not mean you have to be called charity for this to take effect excuse me.  Cheap politics of cheating, misleading and offering empty promises to comrades compromises their trust and company for you towards your dream of being a leader, don’t day dream because in matter of fact nature has its own path to take. Comrades understand your stands but you might not understand their stands not unless you stand and overturn all the unturned but tunable stones left behind by the previous …..i don’t know whether they are leaders  some might be while others are termed as “projects” who knows. B...

Methali na misemo za kijinga

THE WEEKLY JOKER By Matt son sang Kama lunch time ni githeri na supper ni ugali, inamaanisha ukila githeri usiku hiyo ni lunch time uko? Asiyesikia la mkuu huenda masikio yake yaligoma kusikia yaliposikia guu lake litavunjika. Kama polepole ndiyo mwendo Tergat arudishe gold alipata akikimbia na maharaka zake. Pilipili usiyoila usinunue wala kuuweka kwa chakula chako. Mtaka yote ni mlafi. Mtaka cha mvunguni anunue kitanda kwanza kabla hajainama. Kama kijiti ni msema ukweli witness ni ya nini? Aliye juu mngoje chini ama upande juu mutashuka wote. Kama mvumilivu hula mbivu tulizeni hii story ya kusoma. Kama uko sport pesa ulibet, unabet na utabet jackpot yenye haikuji, subira huvuta kheri ikue slogan yako. Ukiona simba kanyeshewa toroka hakuna time ya kufikiria ni paka.

THE WEEKLY JOKER

By matt son sang Wasee tulieni niwape information Sahizi tuko another generation Kuna vitu vingine havina option Sijui hata moja lakini naeza mention Zamani unaeza pata dem huko location Ameumbika, sura kapewa nyororo bila lotion Nywele ni zake yaani si ya horse ni Gods creation Lakini kumfikia ni noma ni kama ndume kupewa injection Wngine wanatembea bila bra au chupi but bila intention It is only when they have made the right and confirmed decision That is when you can access her territories bure utaface incarceration Nowadays warembo ni wa kuleta temptation They hang around like administration police near a police station Wengine ni kuongea kwa sauti ya juu utadhani wako broadcasting station Hawana utulivu, they move from one point to another unaeza wamistake kuna migration Bra na panty ni ndoto kwao but mark my words, wako na intention Lipstick wamejipaka mob, eyeshadow nazo, ukiwaona utaeza fikiria ni advert ya action Tights nazo ndo ziko fashion, huku nyuma hata...

ENTERTAINMENT

THE WEEKLY JOKER By matt son sang Music is there to inform, educate and entertain. But Kenyan music is cheating us. Willy Paul aiimba anataka kujitia kitanzi na bado anaimba kumaanisha ako alive Nameless naye baada ya kutudangaya hana jina, akasema anarudi nyumbani kukaa but naskia aipepea tena kama butterfly hatujui anaenda kwa museveni ama wapi. Jaguar naye hajaachwa nyuma. Alisemanga kila mtu amemgeukia, duniani kila mtu ni kigeugeu sasa mwenye anamlinda kama commando ni wa wapi? Mimi sijui. The hart the band nao wantuambia tuulize maswali viatu vyao, kwani viatu vya sikuhizi viko digital hadi vinaongea? Kidum na man ingwe walisema wanamulika mwizi, wapi hata jana kuna nyumba iliporwa hapa. Bahati naye anatubeba ufala anatuuliza ni barua ngapi aliandika kwa njia ya muziki, kwani sisi tulikua akiandika? Teacher: juma, mbona umechelewa hivo? See me in my office. Juma: mwalimu usinitishie ama uulize kiatu. Ask my shoe.          ...